That was entertaining
"I read three pages of Twilight, and I knew I didn't like it," Dawnslayer said irately. "Granted I live in Washington, so the 'where' descriptions were a bit dry to begin with," he continued. "But GOD, lady, you don't have to fit every damn emotive word in the dictionary into one page of dialogue!" he shouted in exasperation.
I can write better than this crap.
As for the Flash, it was most satisfying: short, sweet, and to the point. And since I blame the movies for wrecking Harry Potter anyway (I couldn't finish book five), all the better. Well done for something this simple.