Dawnslayer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Twatlight]

That was entertaining

"I read three pages of Twilight, and I knew I didn't like it," Dawnslayer said irately. "Granted I live in Washington, so the 'where' descriptions were a bit dry to begin with," he continued. "But GOD, lady, you don't have to fit every damn emotive word in the dictionary into one page of dialogue!" he shouted in exasperation.

I can write better than this crap.

As for the Flash, it was most satisfying: short, sweet, and to the point. And since I blame the movies for wrecking Harry Potter anyway (I couldn't finish book five), all the better. Well done for something this simple.

[Ping Ching Pong! - Ep1]

Sound, please

Sound improves any Flash. Take it from someone who knows.

[How to draw mouths.]

Useless

Drawing mouths is easy. Syncing mouth movements to voices is hard - and there's plenty of people on NG who could use some help in that arena. Worth trying, perhaps?

P.S. - Learn to use hit areas with buttons.

[The Greatest Idea Ever!]

...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"For the lulz"...the number one reason for nerds to do anything dumb.

And yeah, if anyone thought this was non-fiction, did you see poverty get eliminated? Duh. The only thing less probable is increased interest in the arts and science. :P

But seriously, great movie. No flaws. 10 and 5.

[Save Me]

That was weird

But I liked it. You did well.

[Ironing Saves Lives]

Entertaining

The story was actually rather interesting. I'm sure with some practice you could move well beyond stick figures.

But you must learn the art of using a preloader, young grasshopper. Try here: http://www.newgrounds.com/downloads/p reloaders/

But you did well. 6/10.

[Khay meets Lhina]

Loved it

You did a great job; the only suggestion I have is a more consistent soundtrack.

[some funny pics]

Uh...no.

I have more fun finding these on the internet myself, at my own pace. Plus I've already seen half of them, which doesn't help you.

rofflawl responds:

well ok then err...........
.........wtf?....

[madnes exp]

Frame rate aside...

-Simplify the preloader so it doesn't take so long to load.
-Don't start the music until the movie does.

Other than that, good start.

[{PS} Texas Crazy Laws]

What the...

24 hours notive? Isn't that kind of a loophole to circumvent the Fifth Amendment? And what constitutes an "unusual hairstyle?" It's like the P.D.A. rule in high school: purely arbitrary.

Of course, all this basically proves what we already knew about Texan government. (Not all Texans, just the government.) I like these; keep going!